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"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

"He was sold to me as a Weimaraner but I really think he's more of a Wisenheimer."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Fauna Hybrids

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'He's a mixed breed.'

'Sure, Lassie made us Border Collies popular, but the drawback is that people expect us to save them or run for help all the time...'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Shoes Louboutin"

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Trophy dog stick

'Trouble is he's not a dalmatian.'

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

'A mixed Poodle? Really, Doctor!...

"For goodness sake Dad, he's not a hippy: He's an Afghan Greyhound!"

Before you ask...he's a neopolitan mastiff.

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

Pretentious 'D' Ranch

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"She's a Golden Retriever. I've Always Had A Thing For Blondes!"

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.