Designer Dog Lovers T-Shirts

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

Dog Jogger

Village Pet Shop.

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

"Hipsto"

Trophy dog stick

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'No they're not Calvin Kleins - why? Has he got a pair of pants like these?'

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

"Is that skin Marc Jacobs?"

'I can't seem to find the dog biscuits I bought yesterday!'

"The booties were one thing, nut the socks with her face on them is a step too far."

Dalmatian in a red cap

Hair of the dog spot: miniature schnauzer