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"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Labradoodle"

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Flea Philosophy.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hyenas as Pets

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"Okay, who's purring?"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Dogs and Chickens

"Wow, these are good!"

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.