Designer Dog Admirer Prints

Trophy dog stick

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

No, I don

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Labradoodle"

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

It's for you.

"Wow, these are good!"

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.