Breeds Gifts

"Ignore him, he just doesn't take easily to strangers..."

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Foster failure

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Collies Without Borders

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Kultural K9's.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Puppies

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"He's a Crocodoodle."