Breeds T-Shirts

"Ignore him, he just doesn't take easily to strangers..."

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Collies Without Borders

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Kultural K9's.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Good, but not Great Danes.