Breed Discussion Gifts

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Contest of wills.

Dog Calenders.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"And he paraphrased New York Judge Gerard Lynch when he said our country has an overinflated system of incarceration that is far too punitive, disproportionate in its impact on the poor, exceedingly costly and largely impotent in reducing crime. Anyway, that's what I learned in school today."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'