Breeding Programs Gifts

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'She's not going for it - looks like it's up to you to save the day, Wilkinshaw...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Collies Without Borders

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Kultural K9's.

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Dog Calenders.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'