Breeding Programs Gifts

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'She's not going for it - looks like it's up to you to save the day, Wilkinshaw...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Collies Without Borders

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Kultural K9's.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'