Breeding Program Supporter Gifts

'So what if you're a breeding program baby: I'm an IVF baby but we both have loving parents and zookeepers...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Dog Calenders.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

DIY Butchers

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

My master abandoned me because I had more 'likes' than he does. Please help.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

(Visual gag) GIVE YOLK Eggs at a give yolk clinic

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Fauna Hybrids

Will mouse for cat nip!