Blended Pet Families Gifts

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"If there are no objections..."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

Multimarriages-phobia.

"...failing is ok."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

Second Wedding Cake