Mixed Pet Household Gifts

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Super Dog'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

Pet Entertainers

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'