Mixed Pet Household Gifts

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Pet Entertainers

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'