Multi-pet Households Gifts

"Look, Wendy....our pets are playing together!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Chasebook

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Now how did she know?"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"My one regret is not napping more."

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'