Large Pets Family Gifts

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'We'll take it!'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'YOU try telling him!'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Vet's Waiting Room

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'