Large Pets Family Gifts

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Super Dog'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'We'll take it!'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'YOU try telling him!'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Cat Graduation

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

Vet's Waiting Room

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats