Large Family Gifts

'As if raising lots of kids was not hard enough financially: Now, they all want mobile phones...'

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

"Down in front!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Grounded

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Family members!

The Forever Stamp

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Mime Baby

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Contest of wills.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Pretzel family.

Reading in the family.

Family Feeling

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'Go forth and multiply!'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Production manager with lots of children.

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.