Large Family Enthusiast Gifts

'You'd think that seven seater would have room inside for us!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Polygamists' Picnic

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I love my family!

Grounded

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Use your inside scream."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Sliding Down the Banister

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

A couple with a new baby