Large Family Enthusiast Gifts

'You'd think that seven seater would have room inside for us!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Polygamists' Picnic

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Grounded

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Yes, they are all dependants."

One of Many California Gene Pools

Sliding Down the Banister

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'