Big Family Enthusiast Gifts

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

"Dad, I know you're proud of me...and I'm happy you support my soccer team...but did you have to invite all five generations of the Bermudez family?"

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"OK, let's get married and have lots of kids, but I'm warning you: I draw the line at home schooling!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Grounded

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Sliding Down the Banister

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Family.

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."