Modern Family Enthusiasts Gifts

"Mom, when you were pregnant with me, did I have a tracking number so you could check on my delivery status?"

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'Wait until your father gets home.'

"Listen Darling - his first email !"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

Grounded

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"Use your inside scream."

It's a Boy

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Sliding Down the Banister

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

Family sitting on sofa.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

A couple with a new baby

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

'Go forth and multiply!'