Modern Family Fans Gifts

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Bonding in the Electronic Age

My First Camera

Supermom.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

Freak Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

The symmetricals.

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."