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'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

Bonding in the Electronic Age

My First Camera

Supermom.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Freak Family.

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'In my day we called it 'parenting', not 'troubleshooting your kid'.'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Santa '50s' Claus.

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

"I now pronounce you...significant others!"

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

"Son, I think it's about time we had the TED Talk."

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

The symmetricals.

'After all these years you'd think I'd see that coming.'

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

Ringing horn

'Food? Do you think I'm the kind of mother that cooks?'

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'Go ask your other mother.'