First Family Fan Pillows

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

POLLS, 'Who do you think is the greatest person who ever lived - Barack or Michelle?'

At the market

'She posted her first blog today.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

Freak Family.

"We moved here for the schools."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Wednesday wave.'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

'That's what you get for reaching in the cookie jar.'

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

At home with the Tangleheads

'If she goes, we go!'