First Family Fanatic Pillows

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family sitting on sofa.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

A couple with a new baby

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Benjamin Franklin

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Too young to be a grandma

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'I love my mum and dad!'

Freak Family.

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Baby Shower

'So Grandma's arrived then.'