First Family Fanatic Gifts

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

A couple with a new baby

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Benjamin Franklin

'I love my mum and dad!'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Too young to be a grandma

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Freak Family.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Baby Shower

'So Grandma's arrived then.'