Family Fanatic Pillows

'She posted her first blog today.'

'If she goes, we go!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'She's just great with the children.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Science fiction fans on other planets

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'They're a very successful family.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Family sitting on sofa.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Too young to be a grandma

Freak Family.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Baby Shower

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"