Family Fanatic Pillows

'She posted her first blog today.'

'If she goes, we go!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'She's just great with the children.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Family.

A couple with a new baby

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Production manager with lots of children.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

Too young to be a grandma

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'I love my mum and dad!'

Baby Shower