First Love Fan Pillows

'I got ten dollars for my birthday, Miss, Kellerman -- what time do you get off work?'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Young Love'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Do it!

Victor Hugo

'The coalition of the willing.'

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!"

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'It's my feature wall.'

Reptilian trauma.

Fairy Tales Can Come True

"We'll always have WhatsApp."

Scooter Romance

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'