First Love Pillows

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Do it!

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!"

"My dad works in surveillance."

Tunnel of Love

'Marry you? Maybe someday -- but not on a SCHOOL night.'

Love at first sight.

Well, young lady, we think he's a little old for you, and he's not even a vowel!

'Young Love'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

'So this is your new boyfriend, dear? Well, there are worse than him. Uhm...wait a minute...uhm...no, there are not.'

Scooter Romance

U space me out.

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Well, there's this girl. She makes me nervous, confused, shaky..."

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

High School Sweethearts

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Gork, me love you. But Mum say no."

Young Love

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

How was your week on the lake? Twig fell in lo-love! Oh, tell me! Why did I say that? Now I'll never find out anything. Relax, momster. $20 and I can provide a full background report. Done! Boys are so communicative!

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

Too Popular By Half.

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

'Something about him gives me the chills.'

Do It.