First Kiss Pillows

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Chef's first kiss

Do you remember your first kiss? There was snow on the ground. There was snow everywhere. The grown-ups were all out. My father, Rocky, was out hunting with the other fellas. The scent of willow, or maybe white sage, woke me from my peaceful slumber. I turned to see from whence it came. That's when I saw her, kneeling beside a crackling flame, her eyes and her smile aglow with dancing ribbons of amber light. Our eyes met. I strode toward her. In silence, I sat beside her. I looked deep into her

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"Well yes, the first kiss was kind of romantic, but I couldn't help noticing something offputting: He didn't have dog-breath..."

"The phrase is 'score,' dude."

"Baldo, you make me laugh!"

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Kisses don't mean much unless you feel something in your heart."

"I can't believe Smiley kissing me! Wait! What do I do with my hands?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Romance

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"