United Family Enthusiast Gifts

Solidarity with the family

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Grounded

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child interrupting family prayers

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Origins of a family tradition.