United Family Enthusiast Gifts

Solidarity with the family

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Grounded

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child interrupting family prayers

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Use your inside scream."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Origins of a family tradition.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."