Retro Family Enthusiast Gifts

'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Mother's Love

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

It's a Boy

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The Old Time Television Channel

'It's an antique!'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."