Family Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

'i ran away from home once, but Grandma extradited me back.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

Graph Your Relatives!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Teddy Time Bears

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Stockwell's day

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Flava Superba

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'