Family Nostalgia Enthusiast Pillows

'i ran away from home once, but Grandma extradited me back.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

Graph Your Relatives!

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Paul goes home for the holidays

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Teddy Time Bears

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Stockwell's day

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Flava Superba

Creepy Camp Stories.