Family Nostalgist Pillows

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'-and here's one of my old granny - I was always the rotten apple of her eye!'

'Did you know, when dad was a kid, he nursed a baby bird back to health with an eyedropper?' 'So, he's not the gruff parent he pretends to be?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Rapunzel as a child.

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'

"Three generations of football"

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

"I really don't want kids, but my dad insists on me carrying on our family's long history of nepotism."

"I grew up on a farm. In fact, I learned to ride a horse before I could walk!"

In the Year 2525

'Just you wait till you have a Prince of Wales of your own!'