Family Nostalgia Gifts

"Why, it's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' everything."

baby sweetcorn...

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Teddy Time Bears

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'It is too snowing!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Milk sideburns

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Fade to black...

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'