Family Nostalgia Gifts

"Why, it's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' everything."

baby sweetcorn...

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

Teddy Time Bears

Serious Putty

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'It is too snowing!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Milk sideburns

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."