Family Nostalgia Lover Gifts

'Let's don't get that. Mom likes to share.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Teddy Time Bears

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

The Music Box

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Flava Superba

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

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