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'Let's don't get that. Mom likes to share.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Flava Superba

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'