Retro Family Enthusiast Mugs

'Give me a hand, you big lug -- I can't make breakfast all by MYSELF!'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

It's a Boy

'It's an antique!'

The Old Time Television Channel

Edison invents the personal stereo

Mother's Love

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'They're a very successful family.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."