Retro Enthusiasts Mugs

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'My grandparents built it during the cold war. Now they only use it during the cold and flu season.'

Noys'r'us.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'I'd like a return to 1950.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Darren is still in the phonebook."

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Still Accepting Cash

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'We conducted a poll, Sire - 93% of the people want you to give up spandex and go back to your old robe.'

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

'I miss the good old days when all we had to fear was fear itself.'

Sundial Watch

'Twas the night before Elvis was no longer around?'

Do you remember when all we had to remember were action dolls and scalextric?

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

"Do we look like we filed electronically?"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

LSD Flashback

Michael Jackson

Retro Beehive kitty.

1990's themed restaurant - 'Twizzlers'.

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

Way out man!

Neither pensioner would own-up to having the extra sugar cube!