Large Family Lover Gifts

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

'Having numerous children is not that bad: I get loads of presents on Mothers' Day...'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Balloon Kids

Swinging

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Grounded

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Family Feeling

Loving family

Clock Face Golf Set

"Edward! Where are our children?"

'YOU try telling him!'

Egalitarian family

Reality of Parenthood

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Old and young

Recycling

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Mommy you're perfect!"