Large Family Pillows

'As if raising lots of kids was not hard enough financially: Now, they all want mobile phones...'

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

"Down in front!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Family members!

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Grounded

Paul goes home for the holidays

The Forever Stamp

Mime Baby

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Contest of wills.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Reading in the family.

Pretzel family.

Family Feeling

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Go forth and multiply!'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Production manager with lots of children.

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"