Large Families Pillows

BRIGHAM YOUNG'S WORST NIGHTMARE, 'The kids missed the school bus!'

'You can't have another baby, we've got no space for another name!'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"At least when it comes to Mother of the Year - you're a shoe-in."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Grounded

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

"We shouldn't have had so many kids. Now they all want computers and phones."

"Down in front!"

Catering for a large family.

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'Do you remember when we agreed to keep trying until we got a boy? Well, I've been thinking...'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Yea, I know, so cute, but such a pain until they're windshield trained!"

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

"It was a small wedding. Just his family and mine, so only about 40,000 guests."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

'We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family.'

Dog with a dummy.

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."