Future Big Families Pillows

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

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The No No No's

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Grounded

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

Baby, baby maker

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

A father of three

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"So when do we go online?"

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.