Future Big Families Pillows

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

The No No No's

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Grounded

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Baby, baby maker

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

A father of three

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"So when do we go online?"

'We need to discuss your ultrasound.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."