Large Family Enthusiasts Pillows

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Polygamists' Picnic

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Grounded

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Use your inside scream."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Yes, they are all dependants."

'They're a very successful family.'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

One of Many California Gene Pools

Family sitting on sofa.

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Origins of a family tradition.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Sliding Down the Banister

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'Go forth and multiply!'

Family.

A couple with a new baby

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."