Large Family Enthusiasts Pillows

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Polygamists' Picnic

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

Grounded

"Use your inside scream."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're a very successful family.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

One of Many California Gene Pools

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

Sliding Down the Banister

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Origins of a family tradition.

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

Family.

A couple with a new baby