People With Pets Gifts

"Your karma has run over my dogma!!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Home Sweet Home

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"You're completely screwed up."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Dog History

"Now how did she know?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

Homemade dog biscuits.

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.