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"Look, Wendy....our pets are playing together!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Home Sweet Home

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"Now how did she know?"

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

A Provocative image from ancient Egypt which suggests not only that dogs exist, but also that they are graciously willing to accept out primitive Earth foods.

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"My one regret is not napping more."

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'