Blended Family Member Gifts

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"My kid from my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Paul goes home for the holidays

Family members!

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Mime Baby

The Forever Stamp

Contest of wills.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Pretzel family.

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Family Feeling

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

'They're a very close family.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait