Child In A Blended Family Gifts

"Don't think of me as your stepdad – think of me as the guy having sex with your mom."

'It's something to wear when you're out with your Dad.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"Isn't it nice? The kid drew it for me."

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"...failing is ok."

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

Multimarriages-phobia.

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."