Child In A Blended Family Mugs

"Don't think of me as your stepdad – think of me as the guy having sex with your mom."

'It's something to wear when you're out with your Dad.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

"Isn't it nice? The kid drew it for me."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"...failing is ok."

Multimarriages-phobia.

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"Daddy, would you text me a bedtime story?"

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."

It's hard being the middle child.

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."