Blended Family Formation Mugs

Modern relationships on mailboxes.

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Egalitarian family

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"My grandparents are from the old country. When they don't want me to know what they're saying, they speak in Latin."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'Hi! New daddy!'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"...failing is ok."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Multimarriages-phobia.

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."