Blended Family Mugs

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Hey, girls...I guess the news of your dad and me may have felt like you were a bird hitting a window...I don't want you to worry about any sudden changed in rules around here...Ok...maybe a few changes.'

"That's my step father. He got me from a previous administration."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

Family members!

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

The Forever Stamp

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Mime Baby

Contest of wills.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Pretzel family.

Family Feeling

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."