Blended Family Pillows

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

Jane Has 17 Mommies and Daddies

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Hey, girls...I guess the news of your dad and me may have felt like you were a bird hitting a window...I don't want you to worry about any sudden changed in rules around here...Ok...maybe a few changes.'

"That's my step father. He got me from a previous administration."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Family members!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Mime Baby

The Forever Stamp

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Contest of wills.

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Pretzel family.

Family Feeling

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Inclusive family code in Cuba

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"We merged to save through volume buying."