Blending Families Pillows

'Will you marry us?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

"...failing is ok."

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"I don't like it either, but since your mistress and my master are moving in together, we'll just have to get along..."

"If there are no objections..."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"My grandparents are from the old country. When they don't want me to know what they're saying, they speak in Latin."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Multimarriages-phobia.

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

Second Wedding Cake

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."